Dear delivery driver
Dear Delivery Driver
I’m sorry you had to see me in a teeny tiny towel as I ran to the door, dripping and confused, from the shower. I’m sorry you were confronted by a flabby 37 year old mother of two and a crazy barking dog, instead of a toned twenty-something beauty.
I’m also sorry you were so embarrassed you almost ran away without your pen and I had to call you back. Be glad you’d already fled, red-faced, to your van when I stooped to drag the heavy parcel in and almost lost my towel.
I hope your next delivery is easier
Writermummy
writermummy 
He might be writing about it too. 🙂 x
If so, in his version I probably was a twenty-something toned beauty…. 🙂
You’re too hard in yourself. I bet he’s telling a tale of the hot mom that appeared in her towel. You probably made his week! 🙂
🙂
This made me laugh! 😀
🙂 me too!
Mwha ha harhg. I hope the big package (phnark) was worth it.
Haha, this is too funny!